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poke-lovin-eliatrope:

puff-to-tuff:

These are just the right mix of douchy and nerdy I was looking for.

Hot topic would sell these tbh

I need these.

kyoryu-navy:

mybine:

lgchinadragon:

Guys Do You Realize that when this kid grows up he’s going to see these

yeah cuz the future king has nothing better to do than waste his life on this shithole of a website

You really think this website will be here in 10 or 11 years?

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generationfree:

lakilester:

No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

THANK YOU SAMANTHA WOJSZNIS.

generationfree:

lakilester:

No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

THANK YOU SAMANTHA WOJSZNIS.

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

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taint3ed:

LMAO

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Wow

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Kids these days.

Kids these days.

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cultofkimber:

youngbutfamousybf:

cultofkimber:

So, supposedly, some gross dude recorded the reasons why his wife turned down sex with him and then, when she was on her way to the airport for a 10-day work trip, sent it to her work e-mail with a note that he wouldn’t miss her because of it and cut contact. Wow, I wonder why she didn’t want to fuck him….

Seriously, though, if my husband ever did this, he’d never have sex again. 

I dont think hes gross he just didnt get Love feom his Wife so he had to do this, i think the best thing he could do is DIVORCE her.

Let me explain something to you: You are not entitled to sex. It doesn’t matter if you’re dating someone or even married to them. No one is obligated to fuck you just because you want them to. YOU. ARE. NOT. ENTITLED. TO SEX.

And this dude didn’t “have to” make this spreadsheet. If he’d put even half as much effort into figuring out what gets his wife in the mood as he did into creating this immature monument to his own gross feelings of sexual entitlement, he probably would’ve gotten laid a lot more. For instance, it’s super-obvious that she doesn’t feel sexy after her workouts. Pretty common feeling. And if, instead of treating her like a warm hole for six weeks, he’d just lit some damn candles and run her a bath when she got home from the gym all those days, he probably would’ve been on the train to Fuck Town before the water fully drained from the tub. 

But this guy doesn’t consider her desire to be an integral part of the sexual experience. It’s all about what he wants, when he wants it. And that’s why divorce won’t help him: because this isn’t some failing on her part. It’s the reality that as soon as someone figures out that you don’t care about their enjoyment of sex, they stop wanting to fuck you. 

This dude IS gross. And you’re gross for sharing his bullshit attitude. Ugh.

What.

I just sneezed so hard I shat myself.

But don’t worry, I was peeing at the time.. so..

Off to the gym :)

poyzn:

Quick and simple lifehacks.

kissmyaxes:

Don’t give up while Pokemon give you helpful advise

rhymez:

rhymewithme:

Reaaaal

Yes

This.

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florderst:

shawnali:

The first time I held a human brain in Anatomy Lab I was completely speechless. I looked at my classmates expecting a similar reaction and they looked back at me confused like…”dude let’s start identifying the structures.” I had to take a step back and let it process…in my hands was someone’s entire life. From start to finish, every memory, every emotion, every bodily control…was right there in my hands. 

I don’t care if people unfollow this is spectacular

this.

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