18. melbourne.
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need to pee all the time.
worried.
it wasn’t a good thing before…
Fruity Lexia makes you Sexier
lovely.
matthew thought it’d be a grand idea to tea-bag me whilst i was laying on the floor in hysterics after slipping over.
(tights and floorboards don’t mix, okay?)
would like to vent a little on here, but unfortunately youngerbrother and randomhighschoolpeople follow me.
probably best not to go into detail.
but a lot of messed up shit has occurred of late.
ew.
i love coming home to have a shower and rid my pits and legs of stubble only to find that my razor is full of pubes.
not my pubes.
stubble it is.
*shudder*
somepeopleneedtochillthefuckout:
im pretty sure this is the funniest thing i have ever read! oh my god.
Theodore will regret those comments one day.
this never fails to make me smile “even if she looks like a truck”
I’m actually Curt
Oh pam! “When they’re rich.” this chick speaks the truth <3
(Source: devoureth)
just learned that un-boyfriend is rather good in everything to do with sexual relations.
i deem this to be a good learning.
oh my god
hahahahah
i dont know whats funnier, that condom or him screaming
L.O.L.
(Source: ericlovestrael)
A tattoo done on a guys back, the image is from The Walking Dead comix my favourite comic of all time. I friggin love zombies!!! Done by Mark at Big Deal Stones in NZ
